#4 When the going gets weird: I'm a bum.

I can't believe that I haven't been discovered yet!

Satan sips from the same fast food sodas as you,
if he sips from any sodas at all.

I'm a bum. My father said that I would be a bum. He started telling me that at a very young age.
I don't know how he knew it. He also said that I would never own a pot to piss in. He was
right, the only pots that I need are a couple in the kitchen to cook my own food on. He also said to me that, "Only one in a million make it at that game; and I don't think that you have it in you," after I had told him that I wanted to be a writer. My father has been dead for quite awhile now, but I send a shout out to his grave to tell him that he was wrong!!!

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‎"We are tired of your abuse; try to stop us it's no use."--Black Flag

"Her stomach makes noises whenever we kiss."--Variation on a John Prine theme

Writer interviewed on CNN: " We don't have to marry like we once had to. I am glad that I never married the wrong man, because a lot of that happens."

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Geez. SingleMingle.com, a Christian dating service, claims that they can find you, "the match that God intended for you." Got to love, err suspect, a group claiming that they can invoke Divine Intervention once they have your credit card.

Nancy J Howard: There are many organizations like that.

Bill Burke: Even God prefers people with money.

Mikel K Poet Yes, Bill; if you have nice clothes, and a nice car, or two, and several houses with pools, and you live them with The Church, when you die, you will certainly rise above.

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I believe that a victory is something
that makes me smile, and doesn't necessarily
have to make someone frown.

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The quality of the English tea time tea that I make fluctuates. Sometimes I put too much milk in it; sometimes, I make it too hot, but I just made a perfect cup of tea, and I am going to enjoy a chocolate peanut butter ice cream bar with it. Sometimes, life is just so darn easy!

When I was a kid, I used to watch The Ranger Andy Show. I watched it all
the time, and then decided that I wanted to be on it. It was a local show,
and Ranger Andy was the nicest guy that I had ever met. When I went down
to the show and met him, he was mean to me. That really surprised me. To
this day I think that Ranger Andy was an asshole.

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I detest Ted Nugent, I can't stand Kiss, and I HATE Led Zepplin.

"Six Pack," "Wasted," and "Nervous Breakdown," are some great songs with fantastic titles; doncha think? Yeah Black Flag.

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She was really weird about sex. At least, she was very weird
about sex with me. She was into it, at first, or so she seemed.
Maybe I'm a lousy lay, or maybe I was a lousy lay for her.
Different girls want, and expect, different things. One girl
might like getting spanked, and another girl might say,
"Don't hit me," when you try to land your hand on her butt.

I don't care how my fingernails look, but some women do.

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To those of you who say that I ask too many questions: "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning."
-- Albert Einstein

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The revolution will not be televised
at a five star restaurant

I'm so much a part of
the machine
that I will probably
never revolt against anything
more than the waiter who brings me
my steak cooked incorrectly.

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She's got a book. One hundred pages of it are about sex: how to; a wide number of different positions; cautions. She says that I already know all of it, but she is going to read it and come well-prepared to serve me.


"We are doing the pants-less dance right now."--a guy named Cost Cutter

And now...after Black Flag...a little Steve Perry lead Journey.

I jumped off the roof, today
and learned that I could fly.

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I just came up with a concept that could help The Poor: Nude Poverty. We could start with a calendar of naked homeless people. Do you think that it would sell? If it did, we could give the profits to The Poor. Republicans often say that the poor are lazy. Here is a way that they could work for their supper. I bet that a calendar full of naked homeless folk would please The Republicans.

The new day has arrived: 12:32 am. Yes, it is here. Try to get as much happiness out of it as possible. I will "see" you tomorrow(which is today). Good Night. God Bless. Sweet Dreams.

Dear God: Thanks for making this a pleasurable day!

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Special thanks to Just Joan for doing the Kamera work on The Minute!

Peace and Love,
Mikel K