I am so blind today. It is nice to, finally, have eyeglasses, but they feel weird on me.

I had two spare keys made for my front door, and neither one of them worked, so I put them on my desk until I could return to The Key Store. Today, I noticed that one of the keys was gone. I searched under my desk, even routing through the trash can that sits under my desk, but no key. I must make sure that it is not in the trash, I thought to myself, so I brought the small trash can outside to the large trash can that sits by the street, and I started throwing things out from the little trash can to the large trash can, and there at the bottom of the little trash can was my key.

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28 minutes ago near Atlanta:

Fiction: Alcohol was not his problem; crack was, so he saw nothing wrong with getting drunk every day as long as he stayed away from The Crack Pipe.

Val King: Sounds like a completely rationally ridiculously alcoholic internal cluster f of a reason to me!

Mikel K Poet: Val, people do the strangest things: in this world for real, and in the world of fiction!

Val King: Oh I know sweets, I know. I've actually had friends say this exact same thing to me except insert coke for crack in there & it's almost verbatim. Ridiculous....

Mikel K Poet: The guy who founded AA wound up doing LSD.

Val King: Shut the front door! "I don't drink anymore - I just TRIP BALLS all day!" Bwahahahahaha! You have to be shizzing me!

Mikel K Poet: Nope.

Mikel K Poet: From Wikipedia: AA cofounder Bill Wilson's lifelong sobriety began December 11, 1934. Wilson suffered from episodes of depression, the most serious of these between 1944 and 1955. In 1955 Wilson turned over control of AA to a board of trustees. Wilson experimented with other possible cures for alcoholism including LSD,[2] niacin (vitamin B3) and parapsychology as a means of inducing spiritual change.

Val King: So...what were his findings on the effectiveness of tripping balls instead of drinking?

Mikel K Poet: I've never heard the result of that!