When I was younger I once woke up on a couch in the house next to the house where I was supposed to be on the couch. Looking up at those folks who wondered who the hell I was, and why I was on their couch, was truly a weird experience. I had been drinking, heavily, the night before!

Fame is spending a lot of time trying to figure out how to attract people to you, and then, once you have, figuring out how to avoid them.