#20 Weird Goin

Friggin hippy communist left wing liberal poet...get a friggin job...so u can think like the other guy...hes got a job and stays in line...what the hell is wrong with you...why u gotta think for yourself... that don't do the comapny any good no no good at all...subversion does nothin but confuse sheep...weed this one out and give him a bath...--Andy Browne

Funny, we watch people being killed on the news every day,
but to watch others fuck is immoral, and illegal in this country.
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We the People of the United States, in Order to form a
more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic
Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote
the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to
ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this
Constitution for the United States of America.
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Up at 8 something. My blood sugar was high, as it often is in the morning; but I was surprised that it was high this morning, as I did a good workout with the weights, yesterday. It looks like rain out there, but it will still be a beautiful day.
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Willie Nelson just held a press conference to
tell everybody that he has quit smoking pot.
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There is a large chicken taco blocking traffic, southbound,
on the interstate; and no one knows what to do.
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I lost my chastity belt.
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Rick Santorum was smoking crack, and listening to
Pink Floyd when the song, "Mother," came on.

"Mother, should I run for President? sang Floyd,
and Santorum got the idea that he could do the job.
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I'm a spoiled man. Joan just told me to stay out of
the mushrooms, three or four times, and then
the young lady brought me a small bowl of them
mixed with the rice that she is, also, cooking for dinner.

I have eaten in jails, and I have eaten in mental houses,
and I have eaten in soup lines. Damn. I've come a long way,
baby.
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I will never run a circular saw, blade covered in peanut butter,
across my teeth.
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I can see pictures of my loved ones in front of me.
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Artist David Nihiser: "Hey Mikel, I read when the going gets weird;
You got it goin on as usual." I met Artist Dave Nihiser on a porch
in July about 25 years ago. That porch was covered in Christmas
Lights, and funk. That Porch was the one that Ru Paul was renting
at that time.
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Sanity? I must have lost my mind,
and, once you lose it, it is so hard to find.
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Two of the three kids that I am lucky enough to be a Father to
are coming over for dinner, tonight. The other "kid" is fixing dinner
for his two young ones.
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My Idea

In the life we are living
they are saying that they
don't want us to have sex
unless it is like the kind
that The Pope wants us to have.
Churches pointing one finger,
holding out their other hand
for a hand out.
Man wants to be elected with
this as part of his platform,
like Aerosmeith once said,
"Give me a little kiss, like this."
Well, the didn't exactly say that
but you get my idea.
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Equality

If you want your rules
that is fine, but when
you try to enforce them
you drive me out of my
mind, because these
laws passed by rich men
are often unfair.
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Even the nuns do what they are told

Flock to me like crack hookers to a pipe.
Flock to me like children to candy.
Flock to me like dogs to a tree,
cats to a litter box.
And what if what I say doesn't make sense
to you, or worse offends you.
What do you do; continue to sit in my pew
and put money in my basket?
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What's Inside?

My soul
and my
goals,
must jive.
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What It Means To Kill A Man

I bust a cap on you
cuz I thought that I had to;
the things that you said to me
made me mad at you.
Now, you're in the emergency room,
or the morgue,
and I'm kicked back
in jail, or a state prison.
Funny, they told me about
restraint of pen, and tongue,
but I didn't think it out
what it means to kill a man.
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m full of good ideas. I have a million, or so,
great ideas milling about, or running about,
in my head at any given time. I need to find
someone to pay me for ideas.
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Say you had to spit on something,
but you had no saliva in your mouth;
what could you use instead?
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Dis-jointed

You want to live your life
as a poet.
You want to live your life
eating sour dough bread.
You want to live your life
making a scene.
You want to live your life
in peace and love, and
that is how it shall be.
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K Question: Does anybody miss Pat Buchanan?

Suzanne Lawson Who? ;)

Al Sullivan Not for a minute.

Annie Hamm he hasn't gone anywhere.
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My Idea

In the life we are living
they are saying that they
don't want us to have sex
unless it is like the kind
that The Pope wants us to have.
Churches pointing one finger,
holding out their other hand
for a hand out.
Man wants to be elected with
this as part of his platform,
like Aerosmeith once said,
"Give me a little kiss, like this."
Well, the didn't exactly say that
but you get my idea.


(Repeat this to a Tribe Called Quest Beat).
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I'll Never

I'll never ride a horse.
I'll never scuba dive.
I'll never pay anyone minimum wage.
I'll never run for elected office.
I'll never marry anyone.
I'll never jump out of a plane,
with a parachute, just for the hell of it.
I'll never go to Church, again.
I will never run a circular saw blade,
covered in peanut butter, across my teeth.
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When I come to your funeral

I'm not going to know what to do
so I'll shuffle back and forth on my shoes
I'll fight back a tear, or two,
and I'll drudge up every good memory
that I have of you.
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Joe Choo: is one of Atlanta's Most Talented Artists.
Without knowing it, he dropped by to Chat With K
in this column. Peace and Love.

(Share about an hour ago near Atlanta).

Mikel K Poet: With Facebook as it is, I find myself using my phone to make phone calls less, and less, and find myself wanting to use my phone less, and less. "Did they get you to trade your heros for ghosts?"

Joe Choo: I don't even use my email anymore

Mikel K Poet: Weird how dependent we get on some things,
and then not dependent on other things at all.
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A Note To My Dogs

You are lucky to be a dog on a leash
walking with a man who loves you. Y
ou could be a cow, or a pig,
or a chicken being slaughtered,
inhumanely, so that we can eat you.
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