#13 I'm like Tom Petty; I like electric guitars cranked up LOUD!
That is why I have noticeable hearing loss. What is that you said?

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Have you ever sniffed glue, or huffed paint?

Neil Boortz just said that Barack Obama was into the violent
overthrow of The US, back when he was in college, and that
Barack called himself Barry during those times. I really think
that I should be listening to The Megadeath Channel on Pandora
instead of AM 750, at this time of day.

Do you need to be restored to competency?

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Lou Majors began as a skateboard designer, his abstract art is found on canvas, buildings and cars. Large, bright, primitive, outlandish & bold, his original pieces are found all around the world from New Orleans to Key West to Paris.

Lou Majors was a successful young businessman. At 27 he left the professional sports advertising field to embark on a spiritual and creative journey which led him to discover he was a creator and philosopher. His art career began in 1990 and he is a 'stream of consciousness'artist and an inspired writer on the meaning of life and how th eevolution of the human race. He is the father of two beautiful girls Stephanie and Kathleen and the grandfather of five.

The two paragraphs above are the "official" version, bios that I grabbed from Lou's Facebook page. There are two of his paintings within this column. IF you would like to see more, go to:

http://www.facebook.com/LouMajorsArt?sk=wall


Lou Majors is an original. He is art will make you gasp, and smile.
Check out his blog at:

http://canweevolvenow.wordpress.com/

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Joan says, "Smooth is the way to go,"
when it comes to peanut butter. More
on her political leanings, later.
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I think that Facebook is mainly an instant gratification thing,
that we are not going to spend much time on each other's
timeline, looking at what went down on each other's page
in the past. I prefer the graphic clarity of The Old Facebook Page.

I am better at looking things up on the internet
about diet, and exercise, than I actually am about
working out, and eating well. WTF.

Up earlier than I wanted to be. Henry woke me with his barking. His sister, and roommate, Anna, had gone to go to The Vet, so he was probably lonely. He is, now, over here with us. It's an overcast Friday. I am waiting for a plumber, and a bug man, to sow to service Henry's apartment. The results of their work should make Henry happy, when he returns home.
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"No, but I will."--Gingrich

I am starting to see that politics is much like
professional wrestling in that there is much
posturing, posing, and a bunch of outright
fake moves.

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Debate

They are reaping the sows of their sewing;
their discontentment, their depression,
their extreme mental queerness
their lying, their cheating, their fake smiles,
their cunning handshakes, their willingness
to promise anything to anyone to get elected.

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Penis Enhancer Commercial for Saturday Night Live:

"Hey, has anybody got any Cialis, or Viagra, or Yohimbe?
I really need to fuck. And so does my girlfriend.
In fact, she needs to fuck worse than I. She always needs to fuck."

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They are reporting that the kid who raped, tortured, and killed
that little girl in Canton, Ga., several weeks ago, killed himself
in jail on his second day there. Do you think that he, or someone
else, killed him? Do you miss him at all?

Reactions:

Andy Browne: sometimes u have the best post...

Kelly Fisher Vasquez: a day 2 late..

Mikel K Poet: Andy, my grand kids live in Canton,so it, even more, hits home. Kelly, I don't understand what you are saying?

Johnny Danger: Its a shame he cant be studied and profiled and such to help w/ future cases, but I'm not sad he's dead, no.

Kimberly Monahan Wailes: It always gives me mixed feelings when a person guilty of something heinous like this that results in the death of an innocent kills them self. On the one hand, I feel better that a swifter justice has been done and no one else has to dirty their hands killing them for their crime in a death sentence. On the other hand, I feel like they are cheating the family and loved ones of the victim out of making the perpetrator face up to and pay for publicly what they did.

Kelly Fisher Vasquez: I am saying I'm surprised it didnt happen on the first day; with my son being 3 and my lil girl being 2 I say fry the bastard... so i am not sad.

Mikel K Poet: Gotcha Kelly. Do you think he did himself in, or some cop, or prisoner, did us The Huge Favor

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I still can't get used to a Pogues song being used in a Car Commercial.

I want to be a CNN Hero. How do I go about this?

Just heard on a CNN Commercial: "Do you ever get the feeling
that everyone else is having more fun than you?"

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Yohimbe, or Pausinystalia yohimbe, is a native African evergreen tree. The medicinal portion of yohimbe is the bark. According to the Health Guide of the University of California San Diego (UCSD), it is reliable for the treatment of erectile dysfunction, inconclusively beneficial for weight loss and unsubstantiated for treatment of depression. The active component in yohimbe is an alkaloid called yohimbine.--From The Internet

I have to wonder about the guy who discovered this stuff. He couldn't get a hard on? He went for a walk in the woods. He looked at a tree, and said to himself, "Hey, I bet that the bark on that tree could give me a hard on."

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The dogs, and I, just took a Long Walk through The Hood.
As we were walking I started imagining what it would be
like if someone walked up to us, and pulled out a gun;
would Dylan attack them? How would Mellow Morrison react?

Moments after I thought this, a voice from across the street said,
"You got you two body guards, don't you?"

The going gets weird, sometimes.

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Peace and Love

Cats are as bad for plants
as lack of sun, and water.
A bum can't buy a bottle
if you don't give him a buck.
Money runs things, not Love.
If you are out of eggs,
you can't have eggs for breakfast.
New neighbors have different habits
than the old ones.
Peace and Love. Peace and Love.

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I had to say goodbye

Out on a midnight run; that's you.
Home in bed; that's me, but I
used to run with you; we used to
run from one side of this city to
the other. I hope that you are safe
out there, my sisters, and brothers;
I still love you thought I had to
leave the lifestyle behind.

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You can never make someone else your own.

I'm addicted to my microwave.
I put my head inside it, in the morning
and push a button to wake up.
Can a microwave oven kill you
like a regular oven did Sylvia?

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Where have you gone Meredith Hunter?

He thought that his gun would save him
from a million angels that day.
Don't pull a weapon on another man
that you don't know how to use,
that man might wind up chasing
you down the street with your own weapon
or worse, as Meredith Hunter
came to find out on that dismal day.

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It's easy to eliminate idiots, so

think before you
think before you
think before you
think before you

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Peace and Love.
Peace and Love.

Mikel K