#NOT USED YET I'm never going to run for President, so I can say the word, "Breasts."

Happy and Merry Whatever Ya Celebrate!!

Stuff: Your stuff doesn't matter
when you die. What matters
are the smiles that you left behind.

It would be interesting to see Newt, and Obama, debate,
and it will be and interesting campaign, and election.
I wish Hunter Thomposn was here and covering it.

"Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth."
--Albert Einstein

Love snow, as long as I don't have to get personally involved with it.

My next door neighbor has a couple of great Great Danes.
The Great Dane Henry is 2, and young, and healthy,
and the Great Dane Anna is 10, and old, and suffers
from all that comes from being old, but Henry doesn't
care. We have a big bed, here, for Anna to crash on
and, just now, I found Henry curled up on it, and
Anna curled up on the floor next to it, which seems
cruel to me.

‎"A problem is your chance to do your best."--Duke Ellington

Have you taken a Sucker Punch, and liked it?

The wrinkle in my hand is just sitting there.
I have stared at it for minutes, and I am sure
that it is not going anywhere.

Tiger Woods probably doesn't smoke pot
and Richard Nixon didn't go on the nod
in The White House.

I can't come close to finding the words that I am looking for
to describe how inept an ars with an ego Neil Boortz is.

Lordy Lord: Cremation may seem like a greener alternative, to regular burial, but the process requires a lot of energy and creates air pollution. While new burners and filters have made cremation more efficient and less-polluting, crematoriums still release chemicals like dioxin, carbon dioxide and mercury into the atmosphere, and the energy used to cremate one body is equivalent to driving 4,800 miles.--www.worldwidehippies.com

I could procure for my cat, Jaggar, fancy cushions, comfortable pillows, all kinds of wonderful things for him to lay on, but he would still favor laying his head down on my papers, wherever they are about the home. What a bookish cat!


I just opened a large bag of cheap dog food
into the container, where I contain it, until
it is time to feed some to my dogs. In the dog
food in the container were two plastic
wrappers surrounding two packs of coupons.
I was a bit excited to find these, as I had
read on the cover of the bag that there was
a five dollar off coupons good to use for
any dry dog food, and what I had just bought
for my dogs was dry dog food. Looking
through the coupons, I found that they were
no good to me. In order to get the five bucks
off, you also had to buy some product that
was good for your dog's teeth. I really hate
the fuckers that do this kind of thing to you.
I think that they should be castrated, and
then taken out and shot.

I can't take it anymore
things are just going too good for me.
I'm going to have to fuck something up
that's the way it has to be
because that was the way it was
for so long for me.
Wait, that is stinking thinking,
and I don't think like that anymore.
I can have the good.
I don't have to have the bad.

Do you ever feel like you are tied to The Whipping Post?

I turned out that when I knocked on Heaven's Door, there wasn't any Heaven at all; the idea of Heaven, and Hell, had been made up by The Church, to keep me scared, to keep me in line; their line.

I'd like to put what my former boss, and still current friend, Robert Schwarz, said in response to my thought above:

"I once followed the church's line; however, I realized man was responsible for the church's rhetoric and utilized the church for manipulation and oppression. When I removed myself from the church's way and concentrated on Christ I was able to see clearly; a clearer picture, that heaven and hell are real and have an active influence on earth. Rebellion was the biggest obstacle in my path..."--Robert Schwarz

I think that might be as many heavens, and hells, as there are folks who have been taught to believe in them, and do believe in them.

My biggest sins are that, on rare occaisions, I go through The McDoanald's Drive Thru, and even more rarely, I look for a deal at Walmart. If there is a
Heaven, and a Hell, which one am I going to?

About 65 million people identify themselves as Catholic in the U.S., making it the single largest denomination in America. But according to a recent Center for Applied Research in the Apostolate poll, only 33 percent of U.S. Catholics attend weekly Mass, Peterson noted. That means 42.7 million, or two-thirds, of U.S. Catholics are not going to Mass.--James Eng, msnbc.com

Bless me, Father, for it has been a long time since I put any money in the basket(and isn't that The Biggest Sin of All?)

Have you considered the drugs for dogs program?
If you need marijuana for medical purposes,
but the state that you live in won't allow it
then you can trade your dog, if it's bad enough,
to a drug dealer to get you some reefer.

Things end. I'm not sure how I feel about some of them ending: pissed off, sad, elated? Lousy feelings pass. Buddha says that today's enemy can become tomorrow's friend, and vice versa. My fortune cookie once told me that, "It is always darkest before the dawn." Think about that while you have your oatmeal. If it doesn't kill you, does it really make you grow stronger?

Axl is singing, "Patience," and I sit at my desk, and wonder
if I am patient. Mostly, I think I am, and, often, in my past
I wasn't. Patience is a good thing to have, I think. I would
like to develop more of it.


When a Doctor prescribes pot for pain, or whatever other ailment, does he, or she, also tell the patient how many times to hit the pipe, or the bong, or the joint?\

I got an online Poetry Magazine in my email, yesterday, and looking at it, just now,I see that they have 23 poets in the current issue. Twenty three fucking poets, and I am not one of them.
What is wrong with this picture?!

This was written about President Obama in the current issue of Creative Loafing by Scott Henry. Do you think that it's true? Obama is "a brainy president who's disappointed many liberals with his compromises and middle-of-the-road policies."

I think that when people invite you over to their house for a Holiday Party that they should inform you if they are going to Praise Jesus.

Just finished cup of coffee no. 2 for the day, and then burped loudly. It's good to be King.
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